no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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