I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just pee around me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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