I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So vagazzling was a success
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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