Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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