im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He shit in the fireplace
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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