great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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