I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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