Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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