Who wears a wallet chain?!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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