im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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