She said her name was "party"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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