I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
tell me about the eggs
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