i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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