So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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