i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
