Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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