i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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