you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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