I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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