i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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