I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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