Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Buhtt sex?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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