Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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