Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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