Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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