I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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