Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How external is "for external use only"?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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