This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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