I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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