real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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