how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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