I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Two words: nipple clamps
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