I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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