Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I party with great urgency now.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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