You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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