you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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