I want to stick my p in your. b.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You are the jesus of drinking
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