I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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