one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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