Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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