the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I came so hard my ears popped.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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