Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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