the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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