is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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