Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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