I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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