She said her name was "party"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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