So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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