we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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