It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
