Porn is love you can see.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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