can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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