They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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