A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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