tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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