Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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